Buy Blue Meanie Magic Mushrooms in Canada
Blue Meanie mushrooms are a legendary strain of psilocybin, prized for their intense visuals, euphoric peaks, and laughter-filled journeys. Known for their high potency and clean, energetic effects, they are a top choice for experienced psychonauts and adventurous beginners alike. Shrooms Direct offers carefully sourced Blue Meanies with Canada-wide shipping.
What Are the Effects of Blue Meanie Shrooms?
Blue Meanie shrooms are known for delivering:
- Intense Euphoria: Bursts of joy, deep laughter, and elevated mood
- Visual Stimulation: Brightened colors, shifting patterns, and enhanced perception
- Mental Clarity: Surprising moments of insight and emotional clarity
- Group Bonding: Enhanced social connection and empathy when shared in a group setting
These effects make Blue Meanie ideal for:
- Artistic inspiration
- Outdoor adventures
- Emotional breakthroughs
- Shared group trips
Blue Meanie Dosage Guidelines
Experience Level | Dosage Range | Notes |
Microdose | 0.1g – 0.3g | Daily mental clarity and focus |
Beginner | 1.0g – 1.5g | Light visuals and mood boost |
Intermediate | 2.0g – 3.0g | Moderate visuals and deep introspection |
Advanced | 3.5g – 5.0g+ | Intense experience, ego dissolution |
🧠 Always start with a lower dose. Allow 60–90 minutes for full onset.
Why Choose Blue Meanie Mushrooms from Shrooms Direct?
✅ Organically cultivated for purity and potency
✅ Hand-dried to preserve psilocybin content
✅ Lab-tested for safety and consistency
✅ Shipped discreetly across Canada
✅ Ideal for therapeutic use or recreational exploration
From microdosing to macro journeys, our Blue Meanie Magic Mushrooms deliver a reliable and profound psychedelic experience
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Jashort –
So awesome that zoomers are on the menu. Dropped 3g of the blue meenies and was pleasantly surprised by the side effects of grinning uncontrollably.
Sylver59 –
Interesting but barely. Maybe it was the quantity (1g) that didn’t do justice to the high. I erred on the side of caution since it was my first time.
Mirrortrix –
I have tried Golden Teacher and Goldie shrooms from this site before going for the blue meanies. They’re all great, but these are by far the easiest on my tummy and the most potent! Whether I micro-dose or do a few grams, its a great experience. Vision & thoughts get clear af and I get surprisingly decisive, open-minded, & creative. Its like being a child again, all the stress of the adult world just melts right off me. The mental benefits seem to last a good few days or so after as well 🙂 Definitely a new favourite! I also found it to be far more psychedelic and uplifting than the other kinds & it was introspective in a more objective way rather than with emotional baggage attached, so it was a great therapeutic experience as well.
Trae –
These were absolutely amazing. Made tea with about 1.5 grams then made more about 4 hours later. Laughed and coloured a lot!
lindor –
Good price
JuicE7457 –
Great potency and price , shrooms are not intact lots of small broken up bits just like the picture shows, great product.
Mr Green –
Helps piece together thoughts and awaken insight.
Keara –
Great price for what you get. Even after 1g, mild effects can be felt (similar to most micro doses). I would wholeheartedly recommend this to first-timers.
Bonkerz686 –
Excellent quality !!
Bobbyk –
Enhance ls your visual effect
trevor doiron –
took 7grams had the trip of a life time thank you soooooo much love u guys…also dates delivery ever…. only 1 week……yaaaaa baby…..lol…lol…lol…lol
collingqueen –
I bought these before the recent price hike to $220. That batch was great but I doubt I’d want to pay the current price when I got it for $160 before discount.
The trip on 3g was awesome, with vivid visuals. On 2g the happiness and giggliness experienced on 3g was similar. Also, funnily enough, it would make a decent strain to use when going out as I felt like dancing and enjoying myself on them.
Brad k –
OMG!! First thing is I was thinking was that these were just field picked shrooms and was I ever wrong! These were the most intense mushrooms I’ve ever had and believe me I’ve been doing zoomers for over 30 yrs now. I figured I’d start off with my regular 3.5 g dose but decided on 4 grams and HOLY shit did these HAMMER ME! It came on so fast I needed to head to my dark office. Well just before I took these I set a 30 min timer on my fitbit to see how long it took to kick in. I was already in my dark office reclined in my chair and my fitbit went mental vibrating on my wrist and it freaked me out and had to take it off, then my computer monitor light in power save mode’s light was blinking and I’m like I need get the hell out of here! All because everything was so intense I had to leave the room all over a blinking led light lol.. well off to the bedroom I went and laid down with my eyes closed and the flashes of colors and patterns were so intense all I could do was lay there and hang on to this JOY RIDE!!! it’s like I was looking through a Kaleidoscope and what a rush. It brought out my feelings and life issues and that’s what I wanted these for, a mind reset tbh.. it worked, it workd so well it’s changed my life overnight. My thoughts are pure and aligned again. Whoever grew these put alot of love into them and @westcoastcompany THANK you so much! I’m a customer for life now!
Mos –
Absolutely amazing. Haven’t been disappointed yet. This was my 4th or 5th order. Great so far.
Christa Ravix –
Love these bought on sale sooo worth it
Brad k –
I’d love to leave a one star so these are always in stock but that would be wrong lol. I bought more of these just because you can’t go wrong. Take a 3.5-3.8 dose and lay down in a dark room with your eyes closed.. what an amazing trip! I have a few different strains now and will be waiting the required 10-14 days to be totally cleaned out of my system just so I can see God again. Colours are so vivid and so far until I try the other strains these are by far my favorite. If your an experienced user hang on for a hell of a ride 😉
Sylver59 –
Absolutely a hoot! This is my second time ordering and I enjoyed them immensely.
╭∩╮( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)╭∩╮ –
I’ve had the Chitwan, Albino, Golden Teacher and these Blues. These take the prize for being strongest!
What a way to spend a rainy weekend morning – Shrooms for breakfast. Wrecked, in a good way. I felt amazing for the rest of the day.
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PS – HUGE SHROOMS!
Curtis –
Not bad. I didn’t find them as strong as some of the other reviews said but maybe it’s the batch I have or a tolerance thing. Definitely liked the Alacabenzi on here better though.
@canna.bloom –
Amazing stuff. Nice big shrooms. Great quality.
╭∩╮( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)╭∩╮ –
A great repeat purchase. Weekend well spent!
lindor –
Great
EastCoast4Life –
Second time purchasing these. Just as good as the last ones. Always a good time, with lots of visuals and a lot of laughter. These always make everything go in fast forward and colours are enhanced like a light show. These give the best visuals and the best trip. Absolutely love the meanies.
Scsimick –
Ordered them for my birthday and was not disappointed! My fiancé and I laughed the whole time after taking only a small dose
EastCoast4Life –
My third time ordering these. I always try and add some to my order because the price is great and they are fairly potent for the price. Always a great time with the blue meanies they’re like the ‘old faithful’ of shrooms for me. The blue meanies are always great.
@canna.bloom –
Great quality! Good deal!
╭∩╮( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)╭∩╮ –
Order after order – Good strain!
Dann3266 –
Got these for my brother in law. He had a blast last after roughly 3.5G. He stood on the deck while having a smoke & described how the trees looked like they were growing, and the snow on the ground was moving in waves. May get some more to try for myself.
Hassan Jouni –
Great mush, i really have some fun
Paulo Ka –
Not sure I understand these reviews as I had a very different experience with these. The product, in the bag, was good quality – lots of large and intact mushrooms. But the trips consisted of allot of anxiety, nausea (even when taken on a full stomach), nonstop yawning and sniffles. Not at all the positive, fun, and revelatory experiences when taking Golden Teacher or some of the other strains. This strain was also really hard on my digestive system (I won’t go into the details).
Unforgiven –
Awesome stuff, ended up mixing these with the albino strain and made chocolates. They were a hit!
Jennifer Gwalchmai –
Giggles and giggles of fun…..we have a great a trip on these, I’ve ordered them a few times -consistent laughs and a great time!!
Ahmed Ibrahim –
Exactly what you want. Very nice
EastCoast4Life –
The best strain I have tried! Good for experienced users
James Mcwilliams –
Perfect for a lil spirit trip! very easy on the digestion too! will be ordering again 🙂
TG –
Loved them; will definitely be ordering again.
TG –
Nice smooth ride, lots of energy and insights.
TG –
Great high, intense euphoria and lots of great energy.
Andrii Sus (verified owner) –
Amazing stuff!
cameron.lowen (verified owner) –
Best looking bag i have ever seen and it’s not even close. Tried 1/2 gram golfing and it was great. but legit; best bag appeal I’ve ever seen. My compliments to the chef!
MA (verified owner) –
Blue meanies are my favourite by far, I’ve tried about 5 types so far and blue meanies are the best. Very euphoric, very happy and giggly. I made a tea with 1G and spent time outside with friends. Very mild visuals for me, colours were extra saturated, some movement on the outlines of things. I can’t wait to enjoy them again! Highly recommend for those new to mushrooms or those who have been partaking for a while.